Well, it's a start.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

I appreciate football players' thighs, JMG.
Have you got thighs, or are you a Johnny Eck sort of a chap?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

I have two.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

Be still my beating heart.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

It's a pretty damn good one too, if she drops the scottish mob.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

When I make my triumphant return to the nation of my birth
I shall have to make a point of going to see a Wednesday game. It's been years since I last went. Terrible form.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

I'd say I'd go with you, but I'm scared of you foreign dwelling internetters - you might stab me up.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

This is unfortunately most true
I've stabbed quite a few this year already. I keep waking up covered in blood with a knife next to me and oh god oh god I did it again oh god
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

They're only there because of friendship loyalty.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:39, archived)