I don't want my fingers to get skinny from all this typing. *drinks custard*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

Your fingers look like pugbodies

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

There was a very fat pug on the dog whisperer at the weekend.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

REALLY!?!?
heheheeeee aww :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Mentalface's dog.
Whats her name? Denise Richards, that's it. Her.

She's got a Boston Terrier and a French Bulldog as well. I love French Bulldogs.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

I'd love to wabble her long tits and pull her face even wider whilst fucking her as all her dogs watched.
I'm not even joking for once.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

I would watch that.
I'd cheer you on. Could you do it harder than necessary though? I don't like her.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I always do.
She'd think that what we're doing is kinky and hard, then she'll realise that she's not enjoying it and all I'm doing it tugging her face even wider whilst calling out "OooooooNNGEE I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE LANTERN JAW SNEEEEE!UNF UNF UNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNF"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

I would giggle and clap like a 4 year old with a massive cake.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Your fingers look like a Down's squeezed a Curly Whirly so hard the chocolate turned grey.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Damn it Gums, you have to give me a chance sometimes
you escalate too quickly :D
( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

bah, sorry dude :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

At least put it on some apple and rhubarb crumble
drinking custard is no way to go about things.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

GLUB GLUB GLUB try and stop me! GLUB!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

*puts chilli sauce in it*
that'll learn you, you scamp
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

MY BUM HURTS GLUB GLUB
GLUBGLUBGLUBGLUB!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

hahahah!
that made me chuckle lots :D
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

GLUBGLUBGLUBHELPMEICAN'TSTOPGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUB
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

Oh dear
call the paramedics, we have a custard incident.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:05, archived)