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if it wasn't for him I'd have to sing something equally shit when I'm scared whilst climbing
"WHOA MYSTERIOUS GOAT, I WANT TO GET CLOSE TO YOU"
these are my lyrics
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
I always sing that stupid Boney M song from Touching the Void.

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
haha
I've found myself singing c'est la vie up a particularly blank slab above pretty dreadful pro.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
Urgh - I just reminded myself of that feeling when you start a move and your foot doesn't quite go where it was supposed to and for a moment you think you might not make it :(((

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
at that point my mind starts spitting out this mantra:
"DROP HEEL DROP HEEL DROP HEEL DROP HEEL DROP HEEL DROP HEEL"

usually followed by this mantra:
"WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD"
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
this is 95% the time followed by:
"THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK"
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
stairs must be a fucking nightmare for you two...

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
nah, we're talking blank slabs Dongle Kums
try climbing something which is literally an incredibly steep ramp with a slight undulation occasionally placed.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
If it were me
I would sit on a skateboard attached to a long bit of rope, tie the rope to you and then wait.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
Wheelchair Ramp at the library then.

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
pretty much yeah :(

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
*tickles*
;P
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
*ARMFLAIL*

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
Welcome to my life :D

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:01, archived)