How many women have I, JMG, slept with?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

do ones you have had to pay count?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

I see the internet has moved to the MAKE STUFF UP defence very early in this debate.
In fact. In your first post.
:(


A new land speed record.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

They have won the First Division Championship four times and the FA Cup six times, though their last league success was in 1927
guess the wiki page?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Something to do with me being on the dole.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

to be fair, the toon being a shit team has very little to do with your employment status

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

So.
Let's recap:

My sex life.
Newcastle United.


You've got to try HARDER when it's JMG. Come on internet!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

400 I reckon
some of them awake.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

THIS IS THE KIND OF INTERNET SCREAMING LIES THAT I ENDORSE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

wake live
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

He runs around the room, one fist in the air style, Shearer Post Coitus celebration

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

With his "old chap"
flappping in the wind, watery cum flicking all over the lasses bedroom carpet.

We've all done it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Then they fall off the slab.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Where's his other fist?

( thealternativefact, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:35, archived)