good luck with that..
you will be stealing from the evidence locker within weeks..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

It's not stealing
it's removing for evaluation purposes
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

does this mean we can come to you for all our
gear?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

Keep it quiet
and don't tell the sarge.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:46, archived)