Fucking hell.
That job I applied for this morning... Just got an email saying no.
Quickest turn down EVER.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

poledancer?
Chief gynaecologist?
Barry White lookalike?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

Stock manager.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Advertised through an agency, I'm guessing.
I've never had any luck whatsoever applying for anything through that route.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Massive fail
Did you spell your name right?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

Yes.
In crayon.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Green?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

Two minutes is my record.
They have a system that scans your CV for keywords.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

'fingers', 'till'?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

I don't have access to the list of keywords.
Unfortunately.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Just upload a copy of the dictionary

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

What I do know is
it's no good putting "Word" and "Access" and "Powerpoint". You have to put "Microsoft Word" and "Microsoft Access" and "Microsoft Powerpoint" etc..
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:07, archived)