I once pooed in a bag in my bedroom because the toilet was in use and my cunt of a flatmate wouldn't get out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I hope that wasn't me

( SuperMatt, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

Nah.
If I won my millions, I would buy this place and get another toilet installed.

And lock him out of both of them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

I heard some grumblings this morning

( SuperMatt, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Nah', that was months ago.
This morning I thought he finished with the bathroom, so I went in, then he had a go because I was making him late... he should have just said he was waiting and I would have came out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

you should have placed it on the floor outside your flatmate's room, lit the bag and knocked on the door

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

hahaha, have you still got it?

( mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

I ebayed that fucker, with a stunning set of tools.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:07, archived)