Long . Grow it long.
Long hair on men is good.

I had a sandwich. It was nice.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

*stumbles into frame*
Ohhhhh hello
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

You've got good hair. Yes.
How is your head not the size of a house, with all the panderfawning?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

I dunno. Just used to it.
*head inflates to the size of a hot air balloon*

AIIEEE!! HALP! *floats off*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Wish I was used to it *grumble*
:D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

*Pandering gaz's sent as I stroke my legs too hard and get sweaty*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Oh MY.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

*Wobbles my huge gutt at the monitor*
YOU'RE MY WIFE NOW.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

Do I get presents?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

I may cough at you approvingly.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Good enough.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

but it might look silly with my widows peak
like I should be in Quo or something
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

Stil. Grow it long then dread it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

oooh, dreads.
yes.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

The wifeydearest
needs to have a trim, his dreads are now past his bottom and tickling the tops of his thighs again.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Those are some long dreadlocks!
or he has a very short torso. Is he a bobblehead or am I just being silly?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

No, he's a big chap
his hair grows quickly and it's been years. I lopped off half a foot about a year ago.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Is he coming to the bash?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

Nah, you'll have to make do with just me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

Does he not like us b3ta folk? *sniffles*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

No, I just like to have a night a year away.
Is that ok?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

I'm only messing
The important thing is that you will be there.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Thank YOU
thought as much.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

I'll go and sit in the naughty corner for 15 minutes
To think about what I have done.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

fantastic!
I do have a soft spot for dreads.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Me too, they're lovely.
I like grabbing big handfuls of them and giving them a sniff. Lovely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

I imagine they're good for grabbing, actually
:P
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

They are, they're strong and kind of scritchy a bit.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Some men don't suit long hair
AT ALL.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

All men I've seen with long hair
(save Devon Townsend) looked gorgeous with it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

I'll look out some photos
of me as a young man. Not good.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Are you saying you don't fancy Devin Townsend with his Skullet?
You're such a fucking bitch,
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

DevIN, that's it.
I know I am, mottlybun.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

Mottlybun?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Yep.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

What does it all mean?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

That you are a little wunny-bunny kittenyface
and I'm going to hatch you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

... you're going to sit on me?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

Yes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

... I've got a spare 30 minutes later today.
Are you local?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

None localler.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:37, archived)