A dog keeps licking me.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

I'm looking after a friend's dog at the moment.
He keeps trying to hump his bed.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

It's all the rubbing dog food into your chest

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

Kinky bitch
What breed?
( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

where?
'lo furry.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:16, archived)