I just tried to fit a new bass speaker to my car.
Not only does it not work, my car stereo is fucked now too.
I am very sad about this.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

Is it a Nova or a Corsa?
And does it have a baked bean tin for an exhaust?
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

You'll have fucked off for good within a month.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

Possibly
I think that statement might be related to the strange phone calls I've been getting, saying I will be at the bottom of some lake or another.

*shrugs*
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

and now your boot is full of scales and blood?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

Damien used to have a bass cannon in his car.
Another insight.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

Thats gods punishment for driving
SAVE THE PLANET
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

A dog keeps licking me.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

I'm looking after a friend's dog at the moment.
He keeps trying to hump his bed.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

It's all the rubbing dog food into your chest

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

Kinky bitch
What breed?
( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

where?
'lo furry.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

You stupid fucker
This is like Stephen Hawking coming on here and telling us he entered the London Marathon and was gutted when he was unable to even crawl over the starting line.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

I'd love to meet Stephen Hawking
then replace on of the wheels on his chair with a really massive wheel and watch him spinning round in circles going ballistic.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

I'd listen to that podcast

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

CAR FAIL
I dunno. I think that's what the cool kids say nowadays when the slightest thing goes wrong.
(__, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

MONG
MONG
FUCKING STUPID MONG
( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

The twat probably dribbled all over the contacts, causing it to arc out.

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:16, archived)