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*Puts head into hot air balloon*

Hi I'm KEYBOARD FREAKOUT AG GGHEEE, ahem sorry, I'm Friz.

*Side partings*

Hi I'm Wormulus and when I laugh you can't see my teeth even though my mouth is wide open and I make no sounds COCK TUEDAY.

heeeeello I'm spangolin

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRR

That was Pickle Fairy btw.

I would do one of Mykey but I don't have enough time to eat 1200 sarcastic burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
I'm trying to do you
but this band's hurting my tits and I can't get these trousers on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
You need to learn to floop about, get called a mincbag even though I like girls and get too excited about things and forget to breathe in public.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
The fact remains that I'm sure you've got more tail than most of these plebs.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
;P

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
You say that but i have a mutated coccyx

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
For the last time, that's because it's your penis and it's MEANT to be on the front.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
I shag pugs!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
I've never said that. I would never ruin a pug with my epic thumper

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
Dude
I think that was supposed to be Spangolin
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
luuuuuuuuuuuuuuucky so and so :(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
I reckon with the right scent applied to your shitter
you could get a pug to fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
I'm off to the fucking Body Shop now and stealing ALL their testers.
I'm going to have a flatfaced shit babbeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:39, archived)