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It's a wonderful day for JMG.
Who'd like to attempt to derail everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
You're still getting relegated.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
HA HA HA!
When I got in last night I got a text reading "90% of a poll on TalkSport want us to be relegated".
Oh Southern England. Your hopes are drifting somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
Not really.
I don't want Newcastle to go down.

I want Hull, Boro and Sunderland to go down.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
I think it'll be the current bottom three, in all honesty.
..and the Unwashed will prevail.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
I have a scary, scary feeling that Hull will beat Man U on the last day.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
WBA will make a dramatic escape.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
One afternoon on the prawn sandwiches and you're a whore for the Midlands!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
Secretly I hope they go down
So I can get to watch the foxes beat them from a nice comfy leather armchair.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
If Newcastle stay up I hope Shearer gets out his limited edition and speical celebration of TWO fists in the air and running.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
I think I only ever saw him vary it twice.
It was in one game.
Thrilling events.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
I want Shearer to pick up Roy Hodgson, header him into the back of the net from a corner and do a happy runner

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
I do an award winning Roy Hodgson impression.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
Did it win the award for the worst impression of Roy Hodgson?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
JMG, yesterday.
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42839000/jpg/_42839973_newcastlefan270.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 12 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
Being a WBA fan
that was a bad result.

Still, live in hope.
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
BOING BOING

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
Oh Oh Oh
I can impress you with my executive trip to the Hawthorns on Saturday.
I asked the ref to make sure he gave a penalty.
He did.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
This is certainly the best impersonation of JMG so far.
AAA Would buy again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
I'm so bald you can see my brain.
Which is made up primarily of dole.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
I laughed at that.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
oooh, I have a music related question for you.
Alas, I'm off home and away to my hoe.

Shall mither you another time.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
I respect your bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
I want to kiss you in your fizzy place.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
the fridge, or the cupboard?

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
his bellend.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
It's positively effervescent.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
it's been a herculean effort and I'd like to congratulate you on almost drawing level with Sunderland

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
Congratulations on achieving another Champions League final, in spite of Darren Fletcher's best efforts.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
I don't feel very well but the boys are taking me out on the town tonight ):

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
Why not just stay in?
After all, it's a Tuesday.

edit: bye all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
Now you have fun.
OFFLINE BOYS I can only hope?

Fair well, Good T.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
You will vomit
like you always do :(

*strokes bulging currytummy*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
I did enough vomiting at the weekend thanks

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

LIFT DISASTER AT TOWER BRIDGE
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
my football has been derailed by "BA games" this week
what jibber-jabber is this, foo?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
I have no idea.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 18:21, archived)