I'm playing online poker (sad I know) with a woman called Krystal Dicks
I think she may be the living embodiment of glass cock.

What funny or unfortunate names have you heard recently?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

*Poker hat*
Where's said poker?
I wish to spoil it.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

It's boring, for fake money, on Facebook.
Azra3l bullied me into it.

I however am dressed fabulously and am drinking cocktails so it kind of fits.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

Which Casino/Room?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 2:01, archived)

Texas Hold 'Em Zynga thing

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

Yes..
.....It tells you the casino you're in.
..and the room.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 2:03, archived)

columbus
face em 32
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

What's the point in poker for nothing of value?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:09, archived)

Oh right, you're all probably not here anymore.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:10, archived)

bone idle link posting
web.archive.org/web/20060924044443/www.splange.freeserve.co.uk/names.html
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

I like the artist Hieronymous Cock

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

Dick Strain.

( Druid, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:10, archived)

i play a triplejack.com
fake money too but it'snot as stiff as fb.. and you get to throw things at people
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 13 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

I don't like all the jargon. It's all very silly. The river, deuces, pocket rockets. It's
all poncey gobshitery.
( Druid, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

i just ignore all that stuff
it's only ever mentioned by people in the chat screen anyway
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 13 May 2009, 2:30, archived)

Mike Litoris.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:23, archived)

Philippa Bucket.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:35, archived)

Lorraine Gage

( scott,, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:06, archived)

Owen DeSock

( Druid, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:09, archived)

Scott Bellsonit.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:19, archived)

Paul D. Utherun

( Druid, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:44, archived)

A local real estate agent is named Lady Cox

( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 13 May 2009, 3:21, archived)