I also went to cinema last night.
2 5ft innit blud wide boys chatting in front of us so we told them to shut up, one goes "Yeah what you gunna do 'bout it?"

There were 14 of us, some of us very big, all stood up and just looked at them. They were quiet after.

Great film but reminded myself why I hate the cinema. full of chatting loud eating cunts.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

The sound of other people eating is the worst in the world.

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

It's just Uxbridge seems to have ONLY people in the cinema that don't actually want to watch the film.
In the arthouse ones in Mayfair are cool, but they are expensive an only show certain movies.

The sound of people eating is my biggest pet hate.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

CHOMP CHOMP CHEW GUZZLE

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

When I was younger
I used to take my dinner and eat it on my own in a different room
becuase my disgusting family made such awful eating sounds.

My housemate does this thing where he sort of pants whilst he eats relly fast.
It makes me want to kill him.
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

I feel irritated and sick
just thinking about it.
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

GUH!!!!!
ME TOO.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

that does sound pretty extreme
occasionally at work, i'll be on the phone to someone and they'll start eating something
so i hang up on them
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Aaaah I hate that
My boss does it all the time. It is disgusting. If he talks to me with his mouth full I just ignore him.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
LIEK OMG, I YAM A SUPER SAIYAJIN?!?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

I've never had problems at Uxbridge
Always seems a bit chatty before the film, but everyone seems to settle down one it starts.
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Well I always seem to go whenever the Uxbridge Kiss Mah Teef Chavs are there and you know what they're like...
We should swap :)

Ruislip Massive brap!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

nah - Hayes is where it's at!!
*may contain lies
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Hayes...guuuuhhh

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

It's not all ba..
oh no, wait.. yes it is :(
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

Everything you say is tainted with
THE TRUTH!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

It's all true homey as I was with Rob's football team
I ain't no QOTWer
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

We had a genius girl sit behind us during X-Men Origins.
She was in my bad books when she felt like announcing loudly to her friends "I dun even know what x-men is!"
She then proceeded to bleat out every wonderful thought that tripped out her little head and out her wide gob. Presumably to try and impress the bloke she was with so he would hopefully plow her disease ridden snatch and finally she'll have a daddy for the wee unborn baby currently swimming in a foamy sea of 12 teenagers's spunk. "Oh, that's the wife!" NO FUCKING KIDDING YOU RAY OF LIGHT IN THIS DARKENED ROOM! Thank fuck you were here otherwise I'd have to think for myself.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Oh god.
Had this soooo many times. And also the funny SSSHH Fights people have.

I hate the cinema. Only will go if I'm with the lads.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:18, archived)