i'd rather go to the cricket.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

and i do.
so i have nothing to complain about.
i suggest doing what you would rather do, if you get the chance.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

it might lower your blood pressure.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

Cricket is shit
just the knowledge that some people somewhere in the country play cricket makes me homicidal.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

you poor thing!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

What if all I want to do is hang around with you, but I don't like the cricket?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

you can meet me in the pub afterwards if you like?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Go to a 10cc gig

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

i found out not that long ago that the name refers to spunk
as does 'pearl jam'
obvious now, but it honestly never crossed my mind
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:39, archived)