I hope you stapled this to Alanis Morrissette's face
with a note saying THIS IS IRONY. NOT JUST BAD LUCK OR EXCEPTIONALLY POOR CUTLERY MANAGEMENT.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

She thinks sarcastic is the band that stops your knickers falling down

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

Staple it
to her big, moony forehead.

The fucking cunt.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

Man, that would just be so ironic.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

Fucking horsefaced warbling cunthole.
I can't abide that woman. I want to hit her repeatedly until she doesn't live anymore.

/bad mood blog
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

I like this.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

m
fiery
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

The best thing she ever did was Dogma
bing!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

And also she thanked India.
That was quite nice.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

What about those dangling carrots?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

Some live lounge-type album I have
Has a version of Ironic on it where she goes "It's like meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beatiful ...... husband"

I would really quite like to hammer a stake into her eye, punctuating each blow with "Him. Being. Gay. Doesn't. Make. It. Any. More. Ironic"

*breathes*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

Oh man, you should have seen what she was saying about you the other day !
She's got quite a potty mouth on her.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:39, archived)