The thing that really gives me the fucking rage is these film description things
"Finding Nemo - Contains mild peril and language"

FUCK OFF YOU AMERICAN CUNTS, JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE, JUST DIE, ALL 200 FUCKING MILLION OF YOU. DIE NOW. I'M FUCKING WAITING !!!!!
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

I think "mild peril" is a brilliant phrase.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

It is
but it should refer to the journey of a rich tea biscuit, dunked for slightly too long, from drink to mouth. NOT TO A CUNTING FILM YOU SACKS OF PEDANTIC, RIGHT WING, FUNDAMENTAL YANK CAAAAAAAAANTS.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

I love you two, you pair of curmudgeonly old fuckers.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:31, archived)