Something is probably missing from her life if she feels the need to say that,
not books though obviously.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

Sounds like she needs a good seeing to
/gynacological panacea
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

this was pretty much my line of thinking,
her husband is probably knobbing their aupair.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

I hear he's at it with the pug
his cock is all covered in it's doings.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

hahah

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

anything would be better than Susan's dried up gravel-snatch.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

I hear it has more teeth
than 15 great white sharks
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:04, archived)