i'm blaming you for my yank stalker
and the fact the mong at the restaurant last night made our mojitos with mint fucking sauce
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

what the FUCK

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

this^^^

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

I hope there was bloodshed.
I mean, really.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

he was little and bald and looked so proud of it
i nearly hurled. i hadn't the heart to call the man a cunt so i smuggled it into the toilet under my napkin and slung it down the sink. which then got blocked with the fucking shrubbery he'd mashed in the "cocktail".

i was pissed.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Mint sauce?!
The puff.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

it was most untasty

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Hahahaslit the cunt's throat hahaha.
No, really.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

we had to throw it
decimated lime and mint fucking sauce :(((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

god that looks like the bottom of a pond

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

You still drank it, I see.
Why not throw it back in the mixers' face, give him a bit of a beating and then demand that he go and do it properly?
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

don't judge me he was SMALL and BALD
www.b3ta.com/talk/6146578
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

always at the classy joints eh rosie?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

at least i didnt pick anyone up in the toilet
EH LOSER
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

Oh Rosie baby.... Saddest of Sad Faces.
What is it with you, resturants and mongs?

Bad mong, BAD MONG *hits on head with roled up newspaper*.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

i'm a magnet for mongs.
pauly, he tainted the mojito. he KILLED it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

You should have dashed the glass at his head and sent him away to do it properly.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:37, archived)