I just heard about a dwarf that was pickpocketed
who would stoop so low?
:(
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Someone headed down
and out.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

I'm standing on my desk right now... thumping my chest and shouting "LOLLYPOPS!!"

(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

shouting " singing "MY BOY
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

it IS my favourite choooon!
*continues*
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Did you hear about the gay who got burgled ?
He liked touching mens cocks.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

Spangs
hard
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

I hope you wee out a poo and fart out a wee wee

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Farting wee wee could be quite fun.

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

Pissing yourself is entertainment now ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Vindaloo has that effect on me

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Was he a bit thick too?
It's not big and it's not clever.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 13 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

That's the shittest thing I ever heard.
Get out.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:39, archived)