how about wearing one sensible shoe, and one unsensible shoe?
( vladimir, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

or strap a wok to your feet and fill it with concrete, thus becoming a human weeble

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

you could go wok-about, then, ha ha ha
( vladimir, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

or play human subbuteo

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:16, archived)