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I fell over THREE times today.
Once on my own, just walking down the street - totally wiped out and grazed my knee putting a hole in my tights, then once with my flatmate while crossing the road and right in front of a car which luckily saw me and stopped in time, then one on the path towards our front door and grazed my other knee and put a hole in the other knee of my tights! And I had the first of my formal written finals and it went terribly and I didn't even finish. And my essay's not going anywhere but I've given myself the night off tonight cos it's my friend's birthday but I can't wear the dress I wanted to cos I now have two grazed knees. Bad day.

Ask me a question.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

as the day is far from over, do you intend falling again, or will you leave it at three?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
That all depends if I wear sensible shoes out this evening.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

how about wearing one sensible shoe, and one unsensible shoe?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
or strap a wok to your feet and fill it with concrete, thus becoming a human weeble

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

you could go wok-about, then, ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
or play human subbuteo

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
This is probably something to do with you having sex and not letting boys on the internet have sex with you.
Causing many wobbles.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
Mulberry, starring Him Out Of Brush Strokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
What is this doing up here?
JMG'S FAULT.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
DRAWN TO ME.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
oh badger, i'm affraid i can't allow this
no offence, great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
I like this new, magnanimous Mongychops.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
the son of death is sent to collect an old women, but stays around to help her live out her live, the name of the sitcom and the male lead please?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

Butterflies
Paul Edmondton Geoffrey Palmer
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
it's not your bloody question, and you are WRONG


only kidding, bit of forum banter, no offence, great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

:D
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
i think that was probably my finest week of upsetting people online
forum banter, great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
Ashley and Elaine are a young couple who live together and are in love but have different outlooks on life.
For a bonus 10 points, who played Ashley's dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
right that's the two of us
patrick troughton
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
Bing 20 points.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
to be fair patrick troughton upped and died

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
the two of us
tenniel evans
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
i belive BADGER!!!! this young man got the ten points when i first asked the question relating to The two of us
BADGER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
technically we are both right but i'm not the kind of internet forum user that would make a big deal about it
it's only a) a game on b) the internet after all
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
Mulberry. Karl Howman.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
i will award you the 10 points young man
well done
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
Where you wearing silly shoes?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
Nope. Nice sensible boots.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
this could be the problem.
six-inch heels at least hurt your feet so much that you are forced to concentrate on walking properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
Oh dear sweetheart, are you getting enough sleep?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
No, I'm too stressed. Sleep can wait 20 days, as can everything else.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
Aww, I have some ace drugs and a walking frame I could offer you

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
I applaud this kind of behaviour (:

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
My question is: if we met, would you give me a cuddle?

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
Of course I would.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
YEY

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
Londons? Soon?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
Very soon. When are you going?
EDIT: ooops, thought you were talking to me...
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
strap a couple of barbie plasters over them.
height of fashion that. also, GUTTED
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
I have Superted plasters.
Barbie's for losers.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
I made too much food,
should I eat it all like a fat bastard or leave some?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
can't it go in the fridge?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
I'm off to Manchester after work tomorrow,
probably won't get round to it till sunday.
I'll probably go for the slow gorging approach.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
alternatively is it freezable?
I used to thrive on freezing single portions of Big Meals to avoid having to mess about with cooking when I was in a rush.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
It's pasta, so probably wouldn't do well.
I used to use the same tactic when I was a student.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
generally pasta is cheap enough
to throw out the excess without feeling like it's a waste of money.

Of course there's still the Starving Armenians and the threat of no dessert and whatever other childhood demons continue to make you feel the compulsion to eat ALL your dinner...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
Armenians are welcome to it if they come and pick it up.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
stuff some in your cheeks for later

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
Nah, it'll only spill out when I run on my wheel later

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
Leave some to have for lunch tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
EAT IT ALL UP

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
Alright.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
daddy or chips?

(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
nutella

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
i fucking love nutella

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
i quite like candy floss

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
Daddy.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
ask a
higher power.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
what's your favorite wine?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
Champagne.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
Veuve yellow label brut or Piper Heisdeck.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
Good choice with the Veuve
What about Moet though? Had a very nice vintage bottle for a friend's birthday a couple of weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
Vintage stuff can be nice, the stuff of the shelf isn't always good though.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
I think this bottle was quite expensive!
But I wasn't paying.

On that note, I would rather drink really good prosecco or cava rather than average champagne.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
Well of course it would be expensive.
I like prosecco too.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:39, archived)