How long has b3ta said I'm on the dole, now?
When does your dole get cut off?
Surely by now I'm sans dole, and am quite simply broke?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:45, archived)

HELLO JMG!
You'd never believe this... a GIRL who I'm SEEING has got me DERREN BROWN tickets for my BIRTHDAY.

Theatre Royal! Second row!

I think I'm pretty chuffed
(__, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

Bullshit.
You don't have a birthday.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

I am the clone of Wormulus

(__, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

his face is so wide he has to blow the candles out across a birthweek or something

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

Derren Brown?
sweet
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

*Firm handshakes*
Careful. I hear he's a fruit & nut.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

Be careful
he might hypnotise the audience into believing he's done a show, then nip off to the pub for two hours.
You can't be too careful with that sort of tricksy scallywag.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

i think due to the emotional issues you are probably intitled to income support sickness benifits

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

Either that
or some sort of grant from HMG to support all the hard work he does to combat obesity.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

maybe he lives of the money he got from the criminal injuries claim he made for being molested

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:34, archived)