My job's a bit mind-numbing
so we have a tendency to chat as we work. I've shared things I probably shouldn't have shared and know things I probably would prefer not to know.
( Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

I know who slept with who at the office social
even though he's married and she might have a certain transmitable disease.
Human Resources ask me to inform them who's pregnant, because I normally know two or three months before they do.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

how do you tell the difference between fat and baby when you punch them for using the transitive instead of the OIJJIOPARG

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

Poland doesn't have fat chicks
they were banned under Communism
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

I have many pictures from the Internet to disprove this
although I'm not going to link them here.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

They're Ukranians
dirtying the proud reputation of Lechia, the chubsome bitches.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

we don't have that many people.
Which is probably also a factor - it's easy to share stuff with the same half-dozen people you see every day, less so if there's a couple of hundred people and a certain amount of turnover.
( Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

My company is also tiny
Which is good as I like the majority of people I work with, but it is harder to escape the twattish ones.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:12, archived)