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Hello internet.
I've just been wrangling through some Irish poets.
Not for me. That kind of thing.


Blimey the football, eh?
Who'd like to start off tonight's complaining?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
Football, isn't it.
Jumpers for goalposts, etc.

When will JMG be manager of the toon?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
Who knows?
I'd employ a strict disciplinarian style regime, and employ more strippers.
Birds that is, not blokes. We'll have none of that, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
*firm handshakes*
Too right, that man. Football isn't for naked men.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
I'm already setting fine examples, and my swearing and abuse aimed at the officials on Monday night will surely have gone well noticed.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
Sooner or later, Referees will realise that JMG is the word...
And the word is Law. Offline.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
i've been running
now i'm taunting chubbers
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
*Water bottled fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
*stretches*
*acknowledges looks from local ladies*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
No complaints from the south-west, I am just dandy tonight.
Football Manager and beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
*Firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
If a general election was called for next week
who would the champion of the internet vote for?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
Me.
Always go with what's best.
Always bet on black, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
I'd vote for that obama fellow, seems quite popular

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
i doubt anyone would complain here, it's all great forum banter and interesting updates on their lives, great stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
Who's already fallen out with you, with this great stuff remark?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
i hope nobody, be terrible
last year when i done it for a week people got really upset, i used another account after the scat times, great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
I'm sure it turned out to be my fault.
But God speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
i dunno jmg, i get the blame and gaz for alot of things here, people flouncing or getting upset
i have no idea why, it's all you and i just provide great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
Blimey the cricket for me tonight JMG
Some sturdy performances recently mean that Lancashire seem to be filling me with what will probably ultimately be false hope, however it's nice that we're doing well in the shorter game again.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
kent lost the other day
sad times, but well done to the victors, good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
SSG usually handles my cricket.
He's tremendously adept on the front foot.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
We went to the Glamorgan match on Tuesday.
All out for 124.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
Lancashire, eh?
It could be worse. I mean, the way Essex played the other day, I don't think I want to watch cricket ever again.

Until the Ashes. I'd better have a bottle of scotch handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
i was in oz for the last ashes
sadtimes, unless you are 'stralian, in which case, great, no offence
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
I are an Danisher.
Except we don't have a cricket team, and I live in England, and I speak English, so I support England cricket. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
I don't know how they get those balls into those tiny goals

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
It's the sticky wicket.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
Yeats was the best.
Behan and Kavanagh used to drink in my Granny and Granddad's pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
Ireland. I'm out of my depth when it comes to Paddys and Rhymes.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
You should read some, they're not bad.
Why were you subjecting yourself to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
Just got myself embroiled in it with someone.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
There has GOT to be an o**line g*rl involved.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
Yeats of the Hermetic Order
'Now that's Magick!'
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
I read a lot of Seamus Heany at college.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
You heard about my teams unfair result eh?
Wrong end of a 12 - 3 bashing. Not to worry though, I'll make the team next week. mainly because we're short of players though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
two games left, we need one point for victory over the car thieves
I read in the newspaper that William Hill took a total of £77 in bets on Wigan today
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
A little fortunate, G.
It'll be nice for you to wrap it up against Arsenal, mind.
I hope for an Arsenal win, as you have to play Hull, and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:48, archived)