I think the point of it
is that you dont have any interest in sex, and as wanking is sort of what people do when they want sex but cant get any, I dont see why they would wank.

I wouldnt know, I like sex.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

Surely wanking is what you do
when you've got nothing to do in the office for five minutes?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

It's what I do
when my bitches get uppity and they need some respect jizzed back into their hair.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:13, archived)