Girls, girls
you're both such lovely girls. Don't fight. If you do, fight nice, with pillows and jim jams.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

I've even got white socks that I push down lie they're ankle socks.
*sexy*
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Give us a twirl, love.
*takes a nice big drag on her soggy Embassy number one and scratches under her string vest*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

It's far too early in the day for me to be upsetting people, what's going on?
I shouldn't even be out of bed yet.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

Shut up, if I'm up you all have to be.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

*goes back to bed to spite you*
I SO WIN!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

You cunt.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

jim raspberry
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Not enough people watch Black Books.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Or even better
with pillows but no jim jams.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:17, archived)