Me, I'm hungry and I haven't got any fucking food left.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

run to the shops.
then by the time you've got back (running, of course), you'll have deserved it.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

No money, I'm afraid. Hmph.
Cigarettes it is.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

MMmmmmoooOOOOo mmMMooooOOoo
I need milking mmmmmmmMMMMOOOOOOOOO
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

That's a lot of effort you've gone to.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

mmmmmmoooooooOOOO
*eays some grass*

mmmmoooo
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

It's just not as good as Police Dog

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

mike's so much better at comedy logins than me
:(
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

Just so I know
is it because I weigh a fraction of the weight of a cow, because I never eat grass, because I don't live in a field...?

Christ, at least say oink. I'm of normal weight, but if you're going to try and insult someone you might as well find a vague link, even if it just blindly following suit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

mmmmmmMMMMOOOOOOOOOO

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

Judging from its last post I'll put a fiver on it being gonzo

( broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

nah 'eays' is a typo. not just bad spelling

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

Eaysy for you to say

( broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

it's probably gilgamesh

( well, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

he's not even online now
oops

er

mmmOOOOOooOOO
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

not some of your best work

( well, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

well it used to be Obese Redneck Brainwrong
but that's kind of redundant now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

What's all this I hear about mental hospitals?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

I was in a mental hospital
it made the newsletter!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

oh wait, you were trying to embarass me
I'm afraid it doesn't work like that
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

Not really, I was curious as to what someone was talking about earlier.
Best to go straight to the source.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/5705721
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

mmmmooOOOOOOO mmmmMMMOOOoo mmmOOOOoo

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:20, archived)