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Hello Queers.
Who'd like to complain, first?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
Me
you cunt
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
That's the /talk spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
STOP REPLYING TO ME I HATE YOU

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
That reminds me. I'm all about these now.
img155.imageshack.us/img155/6990/jmgthread.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
toap

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
Is that the sequel to Snakes On A Plane?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
TOADS ON A motherfucking PLANE

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
This is what I was thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Twats on a plane?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
toast on a plane?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
This would be a better film though.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Tuna on a panini?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
Tits on a Pike

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
Me, I'm hungry and I haven't got any fucking food left.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
run to the shops.
then by the time you've got back (running, of course), you'll have deserved it.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
No money, I'm afraid. Hmph.
Cigarettes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
MMmmmmoooOOOOo mmMMooooOOoo
I need milking mmmmmmmMMMMOOOOOOOOO
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
That's a lot of effort you've gone to.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
mmmmmmoooooooOOOO
*eays some grass*

mmmmoooo
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
It's just not as good as Police Dog

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
mike's so much better at comedy logins than me
:(
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
Just so I know
is it because I weigh a fraction of the weight of a cow, because I never eat grass, because I don't live in a field...?

Christ, at least say oink. I'm of normal weight, but if you're going to try and insult someone you might as well find a vague link, even if it just blindly following suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
mmmmmmMMMMOOOOOOOOOO

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
Judging from its last post I'll put a fiver on it being gonzo

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
nah 'eays' is a typo. not just bad spelling

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
Eaysy for you to say

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
it's probably gilgamesh

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
he's not even online now
oops

er

mmmOOOOOooOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
not some of your best work

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
well it used to be Obese Redneck Brainwrong
but that's kind of redundant now
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
What's all this I hear about mental hospitals?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
I was in a mental hospital
it made the newsletter!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
oh wait, you were trying to embarass me
I'm afraid it doesn't work like that
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
Not really, I was curious as to what someone was talking about earlier.
Best to go straight to the source.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/5705721
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
mmmmooOOOOOOO mmmmMMMOOOoo mmmOOOOoo

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
^ LOOK I'VE SPOTTED THE ATTENTION SEEKING SPASTIC!

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
One post in.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
*tweaks nipple*

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
ym

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
FUCKING BT RARGH!
I'm a new customer, this should be all wonderful and nice, not all offputting.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
Have they charged you £125 for the privilege of being a customer of theirs, like they did with me?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
same here
BT are the biggest bunch of cunts in the world. Go with a cable company like Virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
This. So hard that the fibre optics run up your jacksy.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
Unless you live in the 95% of the country that doesn't have cable.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
Well, that's just your fault for not living in a decent area

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
Virgin still have service in non-cable areas.
You get ADSL and a normal phone line instead. It's just the TV part you can't get.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
Did you have to have your local loop rebundled?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
Ouch!

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
All we want is a line re-activated.
That's all. GRAGH.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
That'll be £125 please.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
And apparently they shouldn't be doing it...
www.guardian.co.uk/money/2009/apr/18/bt-ofcom-telephone-line-rental
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
It's a fucking joke.
The whole thing, and it's put me in a foul mood for work and I can't be arsed and hate everything. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
What number did you dial?
I've just been on the phone to get my line activated when I move in.
I dialled 0800 800 150, said I wanted the sales department and then said "I'm moving into a new place, I'm going to be a customer and I want a line set up."
I've just been told it'll be done by the 2nd of June.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
It's free of charge, too

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
That was the number I dialled
but I didn't get put through to anyone, it just kept asking for phone numbers you want to talk about. How hard is it to be put straight through to a sales rep?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
Do they still do that?
They tried that with me when I bought my first flat, despite it having a couple of BT phone sockets. Fuck 'em, I've always preferred cable anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
Yep, they did that to me despite already having the right sockets and cabling laid already
cunts
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
Fucking hate BT
They disconnected us a month before our arranged discon date, and then wanted to charge us for another reconnection AND disconnection just to fix their error.

Then they disconnected my housemate's PARENTS' house as well as our house.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
My shoulder aches
I may apply deep heat.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
MAN UP MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
i think it's too late
he might die

i prescribe ale hookers and whores
STAT
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 14 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
jammy can you curse millwll for me
just for tonight you understand
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 14 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
I want them to win
but I don't care, the dons will kick either of them to shit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
I HAVE NO BETS PLACED, ON SAID GAME.
Best of luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
I'm past caring, JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
you stuck them in a hospus?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
English please

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
pus = pice
sorry i was using ye olde englishe
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
It's the best way.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
It must be nearly wine o'clock.
It is always whine o'clock on here, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
Someone from the Internet is making things up about me Jmg
I see now how it begins.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
You'll find this will go on for a few months.
If at any point you point out that they are repeating themselves, a real tantrum can begin.
Possibly with the assistance of one of their INTERNET FRIENDS.

:(
It's a terrible cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
Oh Jammy, apparently I was abused as a child
and have a limp penis.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
Lies?
ONLINE?

Do you feel validated by this?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
Only if everyone else replies
and says how golly gosh darn brave he is.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
I'd just like to take this opportunity to apologise for my previous thread.
Sorry for letting everyone down.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
*Firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

i41.tinypic.com/jf8br7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
ARRRRRGH!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
Why arent I disgustingly rich you useless dolebound baldy ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:50, archived)