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you should've made a shady out of court settlement
"20 unmarked pugs in a brief case by the fountain".
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
It was actually.
I said I wanted £3000 and they gave it to me :D

Basically my David Hasselhoff pic (also my Jeremy Beadle and a good few others up until 6 months ago) was the first result on Google images. Someone stole it and used it on the show for a kids gameshow thingy.

Was really weird how I found out as i work next door to the Nickelodeon offices and they were carting it out as I walked past and I started freaking out. man, talk about fate. The girl who made it thought I was nuts then went white when I asked to see her manager and then the MD. I had copyright on the image too. I got my work's legal department to come in with me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
So what did you do with your 3 grand?

(Peter_G, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
Millenium Ed Fender P Bass and 600watt Amp with 1100Watt cab
And partying :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
*Is jealous*

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
Is that a guitar of some sort?

(Peter_G, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
No it's a book.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
Wasn't Millenium Ed Fender P Bass the lead singer with The 600watt-Amp-with-1100Watt-cabs?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
The 600watt-Amp-with-1100Watt-cabs and the partying :)'s I think you'll find.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
why red?

(Peter_G, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
DG! That lady has stolen your guitar!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakin BITCH!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
*mops brow* Those jeans...
Is that a rounders bat in your pocket or...
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
I dress to the left

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
whew

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
BTW it's not a rounders bat. It's my penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
that's a great bass face you've got there

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
It's the Paul Stanley powt I've adopted for my own uses.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
This is an excellent internet anecdote.
I give this 9.4 out of 10 on my anecdoteometer.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
"don't be so blue, Peter"

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
Haha brilliant stuff,
I used to work around there, just off Oxford Street right?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
indeed. Foubert's Place, just off carnaby. :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
I worked in the building opposite the muriel
loads of nice sandwich shops and parks to look at ladies in.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
Ah I know the one. :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
Foubert's Place sounds like a rude ladypart
"She let me kiss her in Foubert's Place" etc...
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
I now work on an industrial estate in Burgess Hill,
oh the glamour :(

Still ten minutes from home by the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:42, archived)