OH GOD SOMETHING JUST FELL OVER IN THE ENSUITE BATHROOM IT MADE A NOISE AND SCARED ME

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

RED PERIL!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

WHITE PERSIL!

( spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

BLACK PURSE!

(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

oh, get you and your ENSUITE bathroom!
i've just hung t'tin bath on t'back of t'kitchen door
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

Ooh get you with your ensuite bathroom.
Maybe the gold nose pluckers fell in the bidet.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

IT WAS ME.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLOOOO.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

THERE'S A DONKEY GUMS IN MY ENSUITE
*GLEES*
:D
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

FLOOOP DE BOOOP!
Lets hold hands :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

I have an ensuite bathroom.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

Tell us all about it

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

Well it's about 2 strides from my bed. It has a shower, basin and toilet.
It's pretty small, but it does the job.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

I want one,
I'm sure I'd get up easily if my shower was that conveniently close.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

It doesn't work.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:48, archived)