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No, actually, I want attention
Hello.
(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
I endorse a Frizternet.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
:D
I'm gonna be a star, soon. Sitcom filming in late June. Woo.
(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
In widescreen?
HAHAFATFACEHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
YOU ARE A FUCKING WORTHLESS EMO WITH SHIT SHOES

(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
Hey Friz.
I've had an idea for a sitcom. Basically, me and you share a flat, and sometimes other b3tans come visit.

I think it should be called "Fat Face and The Emo"
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
I think it should be called the FUCKING STOP REPLYING TO ME show

(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
We could have a different b3tan each week.
And there'd be a wacky escapade related to their persona.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
We could have SuperMatt come.
And we'd be having a party, with girls. But all the girls would leave. Because he's turned up in a Linux tshirt.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
This sitcom is just too far-fetched.
It'll never take off.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
I can come over and basically use the entire episode as a Party Political broadcast to futher my own ambitions.
No fat chicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
But that'll count as a bash :(

(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
Hubare in a bald wig it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
I hope you become a massive success.
Just to see the bitterness on here.
I dare bet that it'll be mainly the fatter users who complain most.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
I am looking forward to various reactions
People will still say I'm shit, but they'll fucking watch me every week
(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
OH GOD SOMETHING JUST FELL OVER IN THE ENSUITE BATHROOM IT MADE A NOISE AND SCARED ME

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
RED PERIL!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
WHITE PERSIL!

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
BLACK PURSE!

(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
oh, get you and your ENSUITE bathroom!
i've just hung t'tin bath on t'back of t'kitchen door
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
Ooh get you with your ensuite bathroom.
Maybe the gold nose pluckers fell in the bidet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
IT WAS ME.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLOOOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
THERE'S A DONKEY GUMS IN MY ENSUITE
*GLEES*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
FLOOOP DE BOOOP!
Lets hold hands :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
I have an ensuite bathroom.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
Tell us all about it

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
Well it's about 2 strides from my bed. It has a shower, basin and toilet.
It's pretty small, but it does the job.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
I want one,
I'm sure I'd get up easily if my shower was that conveniently close.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
It doesn't work.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
i now have no attention

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
I prefer your current username rather than all that Dr Who bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
I was getting sick of the Doctor Who bollocks
And I got my original username back, so hurrah
(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
I FUCKING HATE DOING TRIVIAL WORK FOR MY COURSE.
Who wants to write my course diary for me? Because I have no fucking idea why it's necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
NO! I WANT SOME!
I have finished my LAST EVER PIECE OF COURSEWORK. EVER. Until I do my masters. And I think it's the best thing I've ever written. And I HAVE FINISHED. Seven exams to go and I am DONE DONE DONE.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
*Chest bonk*
Well played.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
AMAZING
Well done sweetheart!
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
If you were a glove and I was a slipper
We'd so be in the same room as a sleeping sausage dog right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
flappy hand clap clap ba doodles
woop woop woop :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:47, archived)