PUGFIT
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

perve

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

There was a pug being walked yesterday, by my house.
I thought of you, and then carried on nomming my fried egg sandwich.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

D: why didn't you call me? I would have drove...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

I haven't got your number.
I've got several b3tans numbers without names though. Bloody bashes. Bloody getting drunk.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

I went to a party on Wednesday and there was a pug and a sausage dog there.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Why is there not
a youtube clip of them having sex while you poledance in the background ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

D: why didn't you call me? I would have drove...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

I was reading the bash street kids and there was a plug.
I thought of cher.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:25, archived)