Ooh. I remember my mum telling me about being evacuated. MAJOR ALERT.
www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/search/4221422.Explosive_shell_fear_triggers_major_alert_in_Parkstone/
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

Local news sub thread
www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news/Cow-rescued-from-Whaddon-pool.5264445.jp
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Which also reminds me of me cousins when they were toddlers
They came belting down the stares shouting "MUM MUM WE'VE FOUND A BOMB!" to all the assembled family. It was, of course, her enormous dildo.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

hahahahaaa!
that's a great story. i bet it becomes an urban legend
( spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

Shush

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:49, archived)