PolitiLOLs
www.newspeak.org.uk/2009/05/13/british-national-party-voters-dont-exist/
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Charlie Brooker was twittering the other day about the BNP
'Backup Britain' Movie Pitch: Replica UK is made: BNP supporters slowly realise they're immigrants; beat selves to death in funny ways.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

I bet you responded to that in a slightly scary way.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

"I'd let you beat me to death with your willy Mr Brooker, even if you voted BNP"
No, after my humilating reply that time I've stopped commenting at him. I did dream about him again on Monday tho.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

what was the reply?
i hope it was something about willies
( spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

No, I was very drunk one night and told him that as an internet weirdo I demanded a reply
In a lolsome way.

And he wrote back "There you go. A free reply" And that was it. And I felt like the crazy person I am. I didn't like it.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

pffft!
i'd watch that. would anybody NOT watch that?
( spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

He goes on to say...
Film lasts 14 hours 58 minutes. With a break every ten minutes for viewer to regain breath from laughing.
11:19 PM May 13th from TweetDeck

Comedy swanee whistle noise on soundtrack each time one manages to knock an eye out cuffing self on back of skull with shoe.
11:24 PM May 13th from TweetDeck
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

i had an idea the other day that if by some chance we discovered a whole galaxy of habitable planets
we could have one for each group. people who didnt agree with abortion and stem cell research could have a planet, muslims could have a planet, bnp could have a planet etc. then people would struggle to complain when whatever shit they believed in got them into trouble. i'm sure there is a tedious science fiction series in there somewhere.
( connor, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

Someone, somewhere, is casting Zooey Deschanel in the lead.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Did you see Tin Man?
I was impressed,
it was shit but less shit than I imagined.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

I saw a couple of episodes, I was quite looking forward to it but she just annoys me so much.
Have you seen The Happening? It's easily the worst film I've ever fallen asleep during.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

i just had another idea. a space adventure starring zooey deschanel and katy perry
as two crime fighting sisters in a universe gone wrong. i'm full of ideas me.
( connor, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

sisters lesbians

Edit: That way Katy Pery could prove she's not just an attention seeking minge tease by actually getting off with a woman.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

well as long as it isnt a musical

( connor, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

i used to think we could divide the world
and put all the pacifists on one side and all the aggressive people on the other side, leave it for five hundred years and let the pacifists reclaim the other side after the radiation had reached a safe level

i then realised that this plan would last five minutes before the aggressives invaded
( spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

I've still got that list of BNP people that they published a bit ago.
No idea why. Maybe when the revolution comes and we have to run 'em through I can use google maps to plot a course between addresses.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

I read out the ones near me to my mum ove the phone.
There's one up her road and she wanted to go and put a brick through his window.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

There's a whole family of them not far from here
It seems the farms of Grassington are particularly hotbeds of piss brained fascism.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

The nearest one to us was in the Village where Mykey's dad lives.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

It wasn't Mykey's dad.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

I think the problem with that is
Who is to say that names werent just added to it, members or not?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

I mean
Who would have thought that Mr G.0nzo of 66 Letsby Avenue was a BNP member?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Oh aye.
I'm not one for bricking wankers' windows just because they are idiots. But having had more than my fair share of run ins with these cunts in Bradford I can confirm that there are several C18 knobheads on that list.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

"Using stock imagery is standard practice in all advertising, why do you seem so shocked by this?"

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

shut up facist

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

And he finished his point with a LOL
Oh dear.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Well, who would actually want to be associated with them?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

Goodo, i'm off for a J.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Jobby?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:08, archived)