I hope you kicked it.
Hateful things.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

It was going HONK! HONK! right by the office door,
as if it were saying "I'M COMING IN NOW", until a colleague ran at it, screaming.
( Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

Fucking hell
That post has made me laugh more than anything else today.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

That's mean
They are the greatest property defenders known to man short of nuking it from orbit.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

No.
I hate them. They're feathery honking cunts.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:01, archived)