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My cousin wants me to do a video for her daughter's Christening...
...and wants me to use 'Take Good Care of my Baby', the SMA advert song, as backing music.

This is lovely, and very twee. I think it would be better if perhaps it could be remixed with a little MC Hammer, as MC Hammer makes everything better.

Alas, I don't know where to start. Would anyone be willing to help?
(chronicwhimsy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
Google!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
Or JamMasterGeordie.com

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
I can help.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
Who do you think dislikes me most, on here?
Currently.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
I've just got home from work and I am LIVID at the thought of JMG on my INTERNET
I'm so worked up I'm going to have to use these armpit-based Internet Rage sponges.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
I was discussing with others last night about how geordieal replies to me more than you do, these days.
How does the fruit community plan to respond?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
put the price of bananas up?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
We'll have to make a press release.
I'm going to painstakingly clean my Warcraft Authentic Scale Replicas with cotton buds and water while muttering about JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
I'm so worked up I'm going to have to stand up, showering my keyboard with pastry crumbs
and practice being a Ninja with my collection of replica swords!

Yeah, JMG won't bully me now!1
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
Oh Moohalaa!
You're my favourite puffter on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
If you were the true internet king, google would be your website.
Maybe. I don't know. I'm tired JMG, and I just want to go to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
ARE YOU SAYING GOOGLE IS BETTER THAN YAHOO?!
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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
you can see outside on Google

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
Watchoogoingtadoaboutit, fatty?

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
make sure to film it naked with lots of reflective surfaces around

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
almost certainly

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
ASK BALDMONKEY!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
I'll help.
RESULT!
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
Thank you!
:)
(chronicwhimsy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
Start with one egg and one cup.
Imagine the possibilities.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
i'd love to help another forum user, i'm affraid tho i have no knowledge in this area, sorry, no offence
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
bad times

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
if the op gives me a while i could probably learn to help them, but i'm a bit thick really, so i hope i caused no offence
wicked
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
I will do all your editing for you for free

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
It may end up though like what I did when I turned Maffers kid into Robert Mugabe.
www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/mugabebaby.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
YES!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
Start with a close up of the mum's arse
then the dad's arse, then the baby's arse, then the vicar's....

Seriously, do it. It'll be Earth-shattering. She'll LOVE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
take video
use windows movie maker
add music
burn dvd

job done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
I'll tell you something
your missus's country's entry for Eurovision was shit and great at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
it should have gone through...
its typical euroshite.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
It should've.
Druid and me liked it lots. They looked so out of place.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
we are havin pizza euro night tomorrow
oh and they should have been wearing suits that lit up but they broke :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
Anal Cunt
Cradle of Filth
Mortiis
Lordi

You can't go wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
Get Acid Pro.
Beatmap the songs.
Decide it's a silly idea when the songs clash horribly.
Give up.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
I use Acid Pro.
It's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
I play that in my car all the time

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
Nice
Same here
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
Get the priest and the baby in shot, then dub "You cant touch this" over the top.
Gettit? cos all priests are child molestors.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:47, archived)