because i hate boring normal girls

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

because i hate boring normal girls girls without mental health issues won't go anywhere near me
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

Why not a non boring girl then dude?
It just seems like it's a constant cirle of heartache mate.

I've been out with SO many mental girls it's just not fun anymore.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

hahaha
I now imagine you with a string of downs ladies
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

Because you said string I am imagining this
except they're all attached to the string and he's leading them about like a mummy duck.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

but the one at the end is on the ground being dragged along as she licks an oversized plastic icecream

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

and honking.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

I've got a right good trouser flapper going on now.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

Get this, yeah, she's got one of them padded helmets on
but she's customised it with Hannah Montana stickers. Badly. Only on one side. On the other side there is some porridge.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

Fucking hell love, this crease buster I've got is hurting now...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

I'm too fucking good at this.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

I fucking love a girl with a bowl cut.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

+ n

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

This is ptoentially the dumbest thing I've ever read
Q: Why is a potential girlfriend that is a stripper with a kid good?

A: Cos normal girls are boring.


*head explodes*
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

So wait... you're telling me... there is such a thing as a "normal" girl?
I thought they were all mad as a brush.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

But...but...
they just ADORE weirdos.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

but you bore the pants off the interesting ones?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:14, archived)