the
is spelt "teh". it's teh funny.
(Brad Dice, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

No.
It's a spelling mistake. It is in no way "funny"
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

'teh' stopped being funny years ago.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Before it even existed, it fact.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

I've added it to the filter anyway.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

Which filter would that be?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

*points to sig*
I'm working on a Greasemonkey script for b3ta that filters out moronic or over-used phrases and replaces them with more eloquent alternatives.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

where does it get the alternatives from?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

Me.
There's one array of flagged phrases and another one of suitable replacements; there's a one-to-one correspondence between the elements of each.

With the over-used ones, it will choose one out of several replacements.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

This is going to be a fantastic script.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

Even in its early form, it's already making b3ta much funnier and readable.
No more AOL- or 4chan-speak. No more "shit", "dull" or "bitter" on /talk. No more "should of".

It's so effective that this post is now full of red text.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

I might try this one.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

I see.
Sorry, I tend to ignore sigs.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:31, archived)