hi everyone
have you seen this? it's pretty funny.
(Brad Dice, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

ROFL etc.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

have you seen the micro mellons? you probably have, no matter, no offence
cool
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

I haven't actually.
Would you care to elaborate?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

there you go, very small looking mellons, great
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/5317981/Micro-melons-20-times-smaller-than-regular-size.html
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

I don't approve of this use of the word "regular".

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

and you are intittled to your view, i'll keep out of it, no offence
i'm sure both the writers of the article and melon growers are very nice, even if some are not, no offence

wicked
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

It's a veritable world for all sorts, is it not?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

it often trouble me that people don't embrace this fact, although each to their own i suppose works, or doesn't, i'm not even trying to understand this, no offence
good times
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

That's a little bit amusing. Thanks.
The kid looks like a spastic though.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

i'm genuinely eager to try one
Possibly pickled
( spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

i possibly might try and buy some next week, i could send you a couple, i wont pickle them, sorry, no offence
good times
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

it has amused me, others may not be amused, i'm not here to take sides, no offence
great times
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

Have you overdosed on bumholes today?
You're being very strange.
( jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

not at all, although i did wipe one that wasn't mine, lol, banter, no offence
great
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

:oD
nutter.
( jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

smashing stuff, or not, no offence
brill
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

I can't see what's funny.
All I see is a story about an amateur golfer doing quite well.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

teh amateur golfer

( CowJam, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

the
is spelt "teh". it's teh funny.
(Brad Dice, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

No.
It's a spelling mistake. It is in no way "funny"
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

'teh' stopped being funny years ago.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Before it even existed, it fact.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

I've added it to the filter anyway.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

Which filter would that be?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

*points to sig*
I'm working on a Greasemonkey script for b3ta that filters out moronic or over-used phrases and replaces them with more eloquent alternatives.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

where does it get the alternatives from?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

Me.
There's one array of flagged phrases and another one of suitable replacements; there's a one-to-one correspondence between the elements of each.

With the over-used ones, it will choose one out of several replacements.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

This is going to be a fantastic script.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

Even in its early form, it's already making b3ta much funnier and readable.
No more AOL- or 4chan-speak. No more "shit", "dull" or "bitter" on /talk. No more "should of".

It's so effective that this post is now full of red text.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

I might try this one.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

I see.
Sorry, I tend to ignore sigs.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

I'm bored.
Housemate's watching Charlies Angels so I may go do something more interesting, like hang myself.

edit: hahaha! It just had a shot of a palm pc with a notepad type app with "Downloading..." typed in, to show it copying some data.
( CowJam, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

I just watch Dodgeball again

( jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

i love that film
except for the last 5 minutes - which is tripe
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

apart from steve the pirate
becoming steve the pirate again.
( jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

Yarr.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

hey don't do that, your great, but maybe you feel really bad, you make your own choice, but if i can help prevent or aide it, no problem, no offence
good times / bad times
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

I'm not going to hang myself.
I was suggesting it would be better than watching charlie's angels
( CowJam, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

I doubt that, somehow.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

i think that will be a better choice, hanging is not a good way to enjoy life
unless auto asphyxiation is your sexual preference, in which case be careful or, whatever, no offence

ok cool
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

you totally have to do the same thing as your housemate is doing.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

I know
I can't be arsed moving, and I there's nothing I particularly want to do.
( CowJam, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Hi
fuck off, it isn't.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:50, archived)