Rossendale doesn't appear to be all that far from Halifax.
I'm planning to go to Halifax later on this year, to see football at the shay. SO, there's a very real possibility I could stop at Rossendale. LUCKY YOU!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

Oh yes!
It's not all that far.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

Candlelit meal? Soft music? Italian food?
You're so lucky!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

And dessert?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Rigorous anal sex.
...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

I was suggesting Tiramisu
But OK.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

...and Tirmasu is a euphemism for?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

I'm not sure, but it sounds Japanese.
In which case I daren't think.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Unless you're driving, the connections between the two are poor.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

do the connections between stations improve
if The Doveston is driving? how does that work?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

Well if he's driving, he won't have to worry about connections at all.
And besides, unless you're talking about buses, there aren't any stations in Rossendale.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

well obviously if he's driving, he won't have to worry about the connections,
but surely the connections are the same regardless of whether or not he is driving?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

Yeah, well I like eggy cup.
So there.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

try not to talk like an idiot in the future.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

I apologise for any offence caused.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

Shut up.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

Why are you so grumpy?
I only want to be your friend :(
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

:( :( :( :( :( :(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:11, archived)