its grim up north
because all the houses look the same, the people are miserable cunts and the weather is shit.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:27, archived)

Other than the weather
this is also true of the south.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

yeah, but if you have to live somewhere like that
the sunshine helps :D

also london is the greatest city in the fucking world.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:35, archived)

Dunno
I lived in London for nearly 20 years and can't stand the fucking place.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:38, archived)

i wont deny its a tough city to live in
you need the right mental attitude i guess.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

I've not lived in a city or town
since I was 10 years old. I go to school in town and it shocks me how close together everything is!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:42, archived)

london is gonna be one hell of a culture shock..
15 million (ish) people..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:43, archived)

fuck me sideways and up a wall...
that's a lot of people. Melbourne is just over a fifth of that!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

Nah
not unduly concerned with it being tough...it's just expensive and mostly ugly.
edit - I've lived in Glasgow, Manchester and now back in Newcastle...all better than London.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

lots of history to it though.
I love history. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:47, archived)

You'll love Colne (a small market town in darkest Lancashire) then.
It dates all the way back to the Stone Age; indeed, some of its inhabitants are from the same evolutionary period.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

ahaha
well I have family somewhere in Lancashire so that'd be a good excuse!
Oh gods. Maybe I'm related to stone age people.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

pffft

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

Hahaha
do they stare and mutter at horseless carriages?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:57, archived)

I'm reliably told they still point at aeroplanes.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:58, archived)

We tend not to get much rain east of the Pennines.
Whereas last time I went down to East Anglia, it rained almost constantly for three weeks.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:36, archived)

ahah
I love Rain. Rain is precious here. We don't get enough of it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:38, archived)