Why do you people come along when I want to head off to bed?
I'm tired of the internet taunting me with it's Piston_Brokables.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:48, archived)

Its probably cos I don't hang around /talk much
but why do you folks all seem to hate him so much? I don't get it?
Does he smell of faecal matter and attempt to steal your respective partner?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:49, archived)

I don't hate anybody on the internet.
Are we on about Piston_Broke?
He could halt the spinning of the earth with one of his stories.

He's the anti-fun.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:51, archived)

yeah, actually P_B is the exception to the rule.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:52, archived)

he'd send a glass eye to sleep
which reminds me of his classic qotw post about falling asleep with his willy inside a lady

which was a colossal LIE
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:54, archived)

let's all enjoy that post one more time though
www.b3ta.com/questions/strangebeds/post68784
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:58, archived)

i am not going to click that
because i need a piss and dont want to do it while i am laughing that hard.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:00, archived)

it's the last bit where he says " ... we just shagged then instead" that really creases me up
comedy gold
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:03, archived)

Did she become the ex once he'd run out of "dorrahs"?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:04, archived)

she became his ex three days before a b4sh he was going to take her to
odd that
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:07, archived)

OH INTERNET MAN OF MISERY!
:(

She could have fucked Sexface. etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:07, archived)

all I'm saying is it was odd
I'm not implying anything slanderous!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:14, archived)

Don't forget,
he's doing standup next month! Sadly I won't be there, but it promises to be a right laugh.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:05, archived)

he point blank refused to do his set at the last CHB bash
there was a comedy tent there with other acts and everything.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:08, archived)

Looking at it, I could actually go,
what with living in Leeds and that. I quite like that pub, too.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:14, archived)

PLEASE
take a video camera with you. that shit needs to be on youtube
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:14, archived)

I don't know.
I'm a pretty easygoing guy and don't really bear any resentment towards piston, despite the fact that every time we meet he seems to end up being a drunkenly violent tosser towards me. But I don't have any great desire to meet him again.

I could go in disguise, maybe.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:17, archived)

just lurk at the back and fuck off when he is done.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:20, archived)

If SSG is really going I'll totally be there.

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:25, archived)

do you remember that pic he posted of his girlfriend that time?
she looked like cyril sneer in a dress
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:05, archived)

oh yes
you mean spam_breadcake?

odd that she decided not to like me, also odd that she appeared shortly after this post, odd that she split with p_b three days before a bash

well, a suspicious person would just assume it was piston pretendi .... no, that would never happen
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:12, archived)

frank.
i would let you do my right up the shitter. dry.

thats how much i love you
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:15, archived)

Az, I have an enquiring mind and a need to know the truth
I also need some breakfast followed by sleep

the dry bumming will just have to wait, goodnight sexy b3ta lovelies
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:19, archived)

night dude :D

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:20, archived)

Sleep well, sweet Giggly.

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:23, archived)

nah
we even accept sexface here.

well.

tolerate..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:51, archived)

Chillax, Fangkitty.
I think you're reading too much into a simple exchange of views. Nobody is getting overexcited or angry on here - we're all emotionally mature enough to understand that it's all a bit of fun and nothing to get het up over.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:53, archived)

I'm chilled
I just wanted to know cos you folks kept mentioning him.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:59, archived)

p_b?
He's just this guy, you know? He has many notable attributes, and one of the best is that when you abbreviate his username like that it looks sort of like a quizzical, slightly apprehensive but generally optimistic face.

p_b

See?
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:01, archived)

Haha, that little guy is so expressive.
p_b

When I focus on the p he looks a bit sad, but then I just have to glance at the b and things seem brighter. The underscore in the middle sort of balances things out.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:07, archived)

contrary to internet rumour, I've never been balanced out with Underscore in the middle
but hey, I'm broad minded, don't knock it til you try it, great stuff
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:21, archived)

wait until you meet him
imagine rimmer from red dwarf. but without the charisma.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:01, archived)

Goodnight
Sweetcheeks

*pats arse*

NIGHT ALL!
( P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:04, archived)

oh god.
.... seriously?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:08, archived)

sec. lemme find the b3ta flickr pool

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:17, archived)

i hope you havent eaten recently.
www.flickr.com/photos/cheekyboy/313077105/
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:18, archived)

Haha, I was at that one.
There are some some seriously sexy pictures of me on there.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:20, archived)

hmmm
i'm not going to pass judgement.
mainly cos most photos of me look like utter shite.
/tries not to boke.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:27, archived)