Thanks for your help.
People that can spot a joke, compared to people that can't.

Responses to that thread have helped me split the 'twats from the ats...'

(I tried to sell that line to Ben Stiller for Zoolander, but he wouldn't have it)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

Eh?
It's a bit early for this. Do you have any toast for me?
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

Early?
Fail.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

I didn't go to bed until 6am.
I was cleaning the kitchen/
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

'kay...

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

I'm still laughing, it was a top joke

what's an ats?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

Someone who is where it's at,
obviously.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

can't they be twats too?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

that's why there's a need to separate the twats from them.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

so he should have said "split the 'twats and the twats that are ats from the ats that aren't twats...'"?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

No,
for that is both cumbersome and redundant. If someone asked you to separate all of the bad apples out of a barrel of apples, there wouldn't be any implication that bad apples weren't apples, would there?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

but the apples in this case would be b3ta users in general
some of which would be apples which know where it's at, some of which would be twats, some of which would be twat apples that know where it's at, some might not be a twat or know where thay are let alone where it's at. one of them might even be a cunt banana
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

There's definitely at least one cunt banana in our ranks.
But nevertheless, I personally found the statement adequately unambiguous. Essentially, all it's saying is get those twats the fuck out of that cunting barrel.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

I like this idea that "tw" is a word prefix with negative connotations.
I'm going to try using this on other words.

"Twant"
"Twowl"
"Twarchitect"
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

twpope

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

Twitterer

( magnum, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

Twitteration.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

Twiceland

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

Twasda

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

PC Tworld

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

Twcurry's

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

but asda is already shit

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

so does that act like a double negative,
or does it amplify the shittitude?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

Well it's removal would suggest there was a good Asda
to compare with the twasda, and that's just not possible. You've created an abomination.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

And an omination as well, it would appear.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

I really spise you sometimes

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

Para-twaortic splanchnopleura

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

you have to ruin everything I hold dear, don't you

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

That's nice dear.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

do you have a single iota of intelligence to contribute to?
I've only been here three seconds and you've already bored me.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

i'll give it a week before you flounce

( well, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:44, archived)