Male Russian Eurovision host
is called "Ivan Urgant"

Urgant what, is what I want to know.
(Capo, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

We've found Preference's stand-in.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

and what about that airplane food?

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

Oh, here it goes.
See you later /talk
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

Oh god it's Eurovision night
Will there be a constant running commentary? I might go and look at some pornography.
( magnum, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

Well Terry Wogan's not doing it any more
So no more bitchy remarks from an unfunny Irishman to ruin it.

Oh, hang on... Graham Norton...
(Capo, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

Eurovision is shit without Wogan.
As opposed to "quite bad, actually"
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

if i was the real me, i could run a comedy sitcom/drama quiz, but i'm not and don't have the ideas for the questions, sorry, no offence
ok
( mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

Had a top 10 hit in '75 with "Play me like you play your guitar"

( magnum, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

good for you, unless you regret it now, looking back, no offence
brill times
( mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

Well, that quiz went well
I'll leave it to the experts
( magnum, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

i can't really help here as i have no formal or informal training in russian genealogy or meaning of russian family names, sorry, no offence
great times
( mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

Je ne t'aime plus mon amour.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

I have an urgent need of female assistance,
I want to get my better half something nice, but since the last jewelry I brought came out of a kinder egg I fear that I will either get something that is either designed for cheap hookers or the nearly dead
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

it's a sort of chart
lol
( spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

Is it a prerequisite for presenters of light-entertainment programmes
That they must be Irish and/or a raving bumhawker?
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

haha, really?
gosh

that's great
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

tonight could test anybodies patience i suppose, or not, no offence
good stuff
( mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:18, archived)