I think I'm losing weight and looking prettier
How should I stop this? :(
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

Stay online

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

But all I've been doing is sitting on the computer
going for occasional walks, the odd push up and eating only potatoes and cabbage.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

I've been sweating my arse off at the gym
and eating fruit instead of digestives, and I'm still "going whale"
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

Saying that, I am eating an apple pie right now.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

Perhaps you should get a cold as well.
I've got one.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

No thanks,
I'm trying to give them up.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

www.dominos.co.uk
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

I don't like dominos :(

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

how about scrabble then?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

That's tasty.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

They don't deliver to my address.
:(
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

good

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:37, archived)