sadder than dating seb you mean? *grin*
whats up babe?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:29, archived)

No, not that sad *sigh*
my neighbours are being noisy shits and rioting through the night.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:34, archived)

firebomb them..
petrol burns off the fingerprints if you use a thin enough bottle..

or so i have heard.. *cough*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:35, archived)

but these are terrace houses
if they burned, we'd all burn. which is why i can feel the riot so much.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:47, archived)

your landlords insurance will cover all your stuff.
then yo can move to a decent city. :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:49, archived)

I've phoned the rozzers
the local bobbies are coming round to tell them to lolstfu and go home. wont be able to prosecute but i don't really want to. I just want them to shush so i can sleep. it's the break of day outside for christ sake.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:56, archived)

christ, the fuzz round here must just be extra shit then
lazy arseholes

god I hate coppers
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:00, archived)

yay.
won't be long now then you can sleep as much as you like.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

is it much to ask to be able to sleep while it's dark?
really?
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

nope
I would have called the rozzers a lot earlier.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 4:04, archived)

yeah, its saturday night.. how old are you ffs :D

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:04, archived)

the police are here! YESSSS! SILENCE! YESSSS!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:08, archived)

OMG they've kicked off
a van is here! OMG! some of them are being arrested! O:
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:10, archived)

I feel a bit guilty now
but they're trying to fight them and stuff S:
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

and ... you're here posting when you could be taking photos of them?
don't feel guilty, they're obviously a bunch of arseholes
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:14, archived)

lolololbzzzzzzzzzzzZZZz

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:13, archived)

i knew it was you :D

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:14, archived)

I'm really not Bou bees
Lindsay
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:18, archived)

touche.
but for the record, i really wasnt lindsay..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:21, archived)

BLASPHEMER!
you contradict the word of GOD
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:23, archived)

rob fucking hates me.
i reckon it was him and he just put me up as a scapegoat.. ginger cunt..

*waits to be stepped tomorow.*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:26, archived)

I think rob hates everyone on /talk
I mean, it's not like we generate any income for the site. And we generally do a good job of scaring new people away. Pretty much all /talk does is use up rob's bandwidth for little or no return.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:30, archived)

i have every donation icon except furtive
and thats only because i got the date wrong for when they were not available.. i think i have bought the right to scare off the noobs.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:35, archived)

camera phone
youtube.

nao
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:14, archived)

this means Tutt is officially a copper's nark
those guys are in the house of many doors, staring at a ten stretch in chokey because of her

I say we break her kneecaps
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:22, archived)

she has really nice legs tho.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/7308/1217345484/Rubyjubilee.jpg

she was the model for this.. cant we just put her in a wheelchair?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:24, archived)

ok then, flash of the tits and we let her off

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:27, archived)

TuTT?
ball is in your court now hun :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:33, archived)

I'm in bed for sleepy time
It's terribly light out now though
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:41, archived)

peace at last.
peace at last. THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, WE HAVE PEACE AT LAST!
I HAVE A DREAM!

nn mate :D x
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:42, archived)

what? I meant your tits

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:43, archived)

i am one of the fwe male b3tans without moobs
and i am fucked if i am showing you my pecs :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:45, archived)

sounds like
The Bro would do well on B3ta.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 4:48, archived)

?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:50, archived)

Seinfeld quote.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 4:51, archived)

seinfeild is a scientologist
and can therefore kiss my arse.

/proud member of project chanology.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:55, archived)

christ, that was quick

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:11, archived)

yeeessssssssssssss

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:12, archived)