A Khinga ( or how ever you spell it)
Some bird of Big Brother a few years back who shoved a bottle of champers um her foof. On Telly.

Her Dad must have been well proud.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

a whole bottle?
baggy
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

Just the neck.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

ahh
how very narrow and smooth then
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

fucking OUCH.
Part of my brain is going "which way up? bottle or magnum?" but really I don't think I want to know.
( Batsgirl, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

well, you see those x-rays don't you
of whole things stuck in blokes, so it makes you wonder
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

why do people always worry about what the lady's dad must think?
mind you, he probably had a quick one off the wrist while mrs khinga was out of the room
( spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:04, archived)