I fancy you.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Everyone fancies me.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Well, duh.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

you're just saying that to get to do rude things

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

He wants you to do a Kingha

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

a what now?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

A Khinga ( or how ever you spell it)
Some bird of Big Brother a few years back who shoved a bottle of champers um her foof. On Telly.

Her Dad must have been well proud.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

a whole bottle?
baggy
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

Just the neck.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

ahh
how very narrow and smooth then
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

fucking OUCH.
Part of my brain is going "which way up? bottle or magnum?" but really I don't think I want to know.
( Batsgirl, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

well, you see those x-rays don't you
of whole things stuck in blokes, so it makes you wonder
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

why do people always worry about what the lady's dad must think?
mind you, he probably had a quick one off the wrist while mrs khinga was out of the room
( spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

Wiki say...
During her relatively short stay in the (big brother) house Kinga acted wildly. She developed a rather surprising bond with Derek, with each of them often singing serenades to one another, and Derek (a homosexual) curiously fondling her breasts while the two were in the pool. She is infamous for, at the peak of her drunken craziness, lying in the garden and masturbating with a wine bottle.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

Shoved a bottle up her clunge.
There you go.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

www.kingakarolczak.com/
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

under links.
two other 'house mate' sites are there, only one works.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

Lovely.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

I did a little sick in my mouth.

( jenpots, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

You love Roman Showers.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

*looks confused*
I'm too innocent to know what you're on about.

Hello sweet-cheeks, how the devil are you?
( jenpots, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Tired.
I have hardly slept - I didn't nod off until after 4, then I was awoken at half 5 by a bee stuck in my bedroom.

Then I couldn't sleep again. :(
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

terrible!
I hope you flung the bee out, so it gets eaten by something.
( jenpots, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

Aw noooo, we need bees.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

Bees are ace.
They even have their own film, that's how ace they are.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

I did. But extracting it was made more difficult by the fact it had got itself stuck in the little gap between my window and the windowsill.
Silly cat face.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

Should have sprayed it with Mr Muscle.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

It's like a golden shower, but using a firework.

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

yeah, take a ticket and wait for your number to be called

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

I've told you
it's over.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Not you.
YOU.
*points*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

Slapper
after everything you said.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

laters cuntyballs, I'm going outside

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Follow the green cross code
or you'll be sorry.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

My heart belongs to JMG

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

:'(

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

Meet you round behind the bike sheds in ten minutes?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

I'll meat YOU round the bike sheds, you dirty Roman.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I'm way out of your league.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

You're the Vauxhall Conference to my Serie A.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I was about to say you're no Honda Accord, but this isn't about cars, is it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

The last time I paid any attention to football, the non-league shit-but-above-average Sunday league teams
were in the Vauxhall Conference league. You know, the league that has dreams of reaching the giddy heights of Division 3.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

I totally understood that.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

Good.
I've no idea what that league is called now.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Glad i'm not the only one.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

You're only human.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

*hugs* or GTFO

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

Well to be honest, I'm not surprised.
Being the Adonis I am it is no wonder that many a lezza has been cured and many a straight guy turned poofmosexual when I walk in the room.
*poses*
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

the Adonis I am it is no wonder that many a lezza has been cured and many a straight guy turned when I walk in the room a
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Back to your trough you.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

I fancy you too.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Fraaaaaaan?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Hello.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

Good grief.
Why on earth would you do a thing like that?
( Batsgirl, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

I think your eyes are wrong.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

I should really have a shower.
Even the dog is avoiding me and he stinks.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

Oh it's you.
I thought it was a broken pipe or something.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

I think their are crowds with pichforks and burning torches, on their way.
Holding their noses.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:02, archived)