here they're barely long enough for a half Windsor
certainly not long enough on my six year-old daughter to tuck both ends into the waistband of her skirt
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

six?!?
How the shuddering fuck can she be SIX?
*feels old*
( Batsgirl, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

she'll be seven in July
and t'other one will be five. and Mr V hasn't yet succumbed to my request for a new one
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

I know someone who has seven kids.
A nice enough woman, but I bet her fanny looks like a yawning donkey.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

mine come out through the sunroof

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Oh that's not so bad then.
She had to have her gearbox taken out a while back.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

an automatic,
presumably.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

I never had a school tie when I was six.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

I need to get another school tie for younger one
because she starts school in August
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:13, archived)